Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane I don't wanna be on the beach! No! I don't wanna be on th.. Read »

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbour's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin' nifty But I .. Read »

Hey Jack, what's happenin'? Oh, I don't know. Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore. Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore. Whatcha gonna do down there? Uh, I don't know, p.. Read »

It's a Friday night cookin' show With a horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse I really had to go Down to the sidewalk The sky's all red The street's filled with people .. Read »

Filet of sole baby Is my favourite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now you're cookin' baby Got an appetite Said you're cookin' baby Smells out o.. Read »

(This is a gorilla girl. 1-2-3) Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love. No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove. Gifted was this girl of mine, great knowledge could she grasp. But once she at.. Read »

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say? Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up If his girl don't score He b.. Read »

(1--2--1-2-1-2-3-4) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat Ah Ah A.. Read »

(1-2-3 huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes H.. Read »

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fuckin' backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit card I've got nowhere to go Just hang out on the stree.. Read »