Am I a believer in what the Good Book's all about Am I a good ole boy hangin' at the ole hang out Am I a drinker of a cold one now and then You Bet I am Am I proud of how I've been raised Am I getting by on blue-collar pay A.. Read »

I've had big dreams come true and I believe in Angels although I can't see them They're watching over everything I do Ain't no easy street around the bend on my road No pot of gold at the end of my rainbow But I don't mind ca.. Read »

Storm blew a tree down in my backyard My axe wouldn't cut it and my saw wouldn't start Good excuse for a trip to the hardware store To give that little hottie workin' a thrill de' jour I know that she digs me 'cause when I wa.. Read »

Here she comes two hours late But that girl's always worth the wait Yea, and I love it She's gotta tye-died shirt on wrong side out She makes left of center seem right some how aw and I love it She's gotta way of be'in nonc.. Read »

I was takin' a walk through a small country city Just seem' what there was to see I sat down to read a historical marker When I felt someone sit down by me He leaned on the tank that was helping his breathing Said it's bad w.. Read »

There's a plasic stretched across a broken window pane. You gotta dodge the pots an' pans on the floor when it rains. There's a ten-point buck on my livin' room wall: A squirrel and two ducks are hangin' in the hall. That hol.. Read »

My car broke down on our first date; We missed the movie an' we never ate; It was freezin' cold an' the heater broke. I apologized: you kissed me goodnight, An said: "It couldn't have been any better." Girl, if you like that,.. Read »

If you see a pick-up truck with a plastic 'coon dog, Mounted on the hood. If you pass trailer with a concrete donkey in the yard, An' tires up on the roof. An' if you see a woman in a moo-moo, Readin' Tarot cards an' palms do.. Read »

Eight years old wearing his daddy's hard hat He grabbed the water hose Says he saw the fireman do it like that His wagon was his ladder truck He pulled it around, and at the top of his lungs He'd make a fire engine sound In.. Read »

I'm the son of a third generation farmer. I been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter. I'm a god fearin', hard workin', combine driver. Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-plower. Chugalugaluggin' five miles an hour. I'm an .. Read »