Well, I guess I really oughta be makin up songs but I know it's dumb and sick and wrong and got the studio booked in tennessee and my record producer's callin me the tape will roll in just three weeks and they wanna boo.. Read »

Never put your hat on the bed, son, never put your hat on the bed cuz if your hat's on the bed you might wake up dead so don't ya never put ya hat on the bed and if you do be sure it's upside down, son, if you do be sure i.. Read »

I been playin root-five for most of the night and most of the times, well, I don't really mind but once in awhile I get the chance to shine and look out, baby, when the stage is mine the good lord knows I do the best I ca.. Read »

He said drink deeply of the wine, my friend, breathe fully in the smoke and eat the fish that he conjured, this is the bread that jesus broke this is grape juice and cheap vodka, man, this isn't even wine I'm smokin shredd.. Read »

Well I partied with some crazy calgary cowgirls we ripped and snorted, kicked our heels and then two told me they got olde tyme religion one says she'll never barrel race again good copenhagen is better than bad cocaine .. Read »

Full growed porcupine dead on the road it'll take a big ox, son, to carry that load I got checked out by a blonde, young heifer she says she might wanna but I ain't gonna let er hair in my eyes like a highland steer spring i.. Read »

A dually diesel pullin hard with a horse trailer in tow montana side of sweet grass and I'm headed home trophy buckles and whiskey bottles and a worn out saddle horn bareback riders and teamropers, huskin taber corn the r.. Read »

It's my little foothills heaven on that northern rocky range my favoriite place to be, and mister that ain't gonna change and I pray to old chief mountain i'll be back again someday just in time for you to hear me say it'.. Read »

[Featuring Ian Tyson] The rodeo's over, the folks have gone home and the cowboys are all down the road well boys, she was a good un, we kicked a hole in the sky and even the rank ones got rode it was as wild as they come.. Read »

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut, Which eventually pulled out the Ford With some difficulty Well more rain than we'd seen for .. Read »