Mary sunshine. When I was a tiny tot Of maybe two or three I can still remember what My mother said to me... Place rose colored glasses on your nose And you will see the robins Not the crows For in the tense and tan.. Read »

Girls. We want billy Where is billy? Give us billy We want bilyy B. i. double l. y. We're all his He's our kind of a guy And ooh what luck 'cause here he is. Billy. (spoken) is everybody here? is everybody ready? .. Read »

Velma. C'mon babe Why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees And roll my stockings down And all that jazz Start the car I know a whoopee spot Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot.. Read »

Roxie. Sometimes I'm right Sometimes I'm wrong But he doesn't care He'll string along He love me so That funny honey of mine Sometimes I'm droopy Sometimes I'm up But he follows 'round Like some droopy-eyed pup He .. Read »

Velma. Can you imagine? I mean , can you imagine? Can you believe it? I mean , can you believe? I know a girl A girl who lands on top You could put her face into a pail of slop And she'd come up smelling like a ros.. Read »

Roxie. Look at my baby my baby and me.. Me and my baby My baby and me We're 'bout as happy as babies canbe What if I find That I'm causght in a storm? I don't care my baby's there And baby's bound to keep me warm .. Read »

Amos. If someone stood up in a crowd And raised his voice up way out loud And waved his arm And shook his leg You'd notice him If someone in a movie show Yelled "fired in the second row, This whole place is a powder .. Read »

Matron mama morton. Ask any of the chikies in my pen They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother Hen I love them all and all of them love me Because the system works The system called reciprocit Got a little motto Always.. Read »