Bob Rivers,

Lirik lagu Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
[Parody of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC] If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends, You got a thing for ewes, Been counting sheep, but you're not in bed, Here's what you gotta do. Get out the barn,.. Read »

Bob Rivers,

Lirik lagu Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
Stop! Don't shoot; wait a minute Mr. Postman. Please put down that weapon Mr. Postman. Mr. Postman can this be? Oh no. Is that an Uzi in your bag I see? Please, please. You've been so quiet for such a long time. Oh no.. Read »

Bob Rivers,

Lirik lagu The Ballad Of Gary Condit
Gary, Gary Condit, king of the poon fronteir He served as a congressman in old D.C. from the golden state by the western sea had him a concubine or mabey 2 or 3 and a cute little intern name of Chaundra Levey Gary, Gary C.. Read »

Bob Rivers,

Lirik lagu Walking In Women's Underwear
Lacey things, the wife is missin' Didn't ask for her permission I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk pantyhose Walking 'round in women's underwear In the store, there's a teddy With little straps like spaghetti It holds .. Read »

Bob Rivers,

Lirik lagu White Trash Christmas
I'm dreamin' of a white trash Christmas We'll decorate the mobile home There'll be cousin's kissin' And front teeth missin' And you'll hear grandpa peein' in the snow I'm dreamin' of a white trash Christmas No Christmas card.. Read »