Lirik lagu Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Bob Rivers,
Lirik lagu Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
[Parody of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC]
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends,
You got a thing for ewes,
Been counting sheep, but you're not in bed,
Here's what you gotta do.
Get out the barn,.. Read »
Bob Rivers,
Lirik lagu Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
Stop! Don't shoot; wait a minute Mr. Postman.
Please put down that weapon Mr. Postman.
Mr. Postman can this be? Oh no.
Is that an Uzi in your bag I see?
Please, please. You've been so quiet for such a long time.
Oh no.. Read »
Bob Rivers,
Lirik lagu Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
Have yourself an ozzy little christmas
Give a bat a bite
Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights
(ozzy christmas, ozzy family christmas)
Have yourself an ozzy little christmas
Let the F word fly
From now on those.. Read »
Bob Rivers,
Lirik lagu The Ballad Of Gary Condit
Gary, Gary Condit, king of the poon fronteir
He served as a congressman in old D.C.
from the golden state by the western sea
had him a concubine or mabey 2 or 3 and a cute little intern name of Chaundra Levey
Gary, Gary C.. Read »
Bob Rivers,
Lirik lagu Walking In Women's Underwear
Lacey things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear
In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds .. Read »
Bob Rivers,
Lirik lagu What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells
Yo Yo
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA
Is this a white Christmas,
Hell no my man,
I'm leavin' blood in the snow
And smackin' fat men
You mean Sant.. Read »
Bob Rivers,