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Trying to be funny and stuck in a room There isn′t much more to say about it Can one be funny when stuck in a room?Being in, trying to get something out of it Try making faces Try telling jokes, making little sounds (Oh!) .. Read »

CEO, entrepreneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos CEO, entrepreneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos C′mon Jeffrey, you can do it Pave the way, put your back into it Tell us why, show us how Look at where you came f.. Read »

I′m a feminine Eminem, a Slim Shady lady But nice cause I texted Haiti 90 lady cops on the road, and I'm arrested for doing 80Like hamlet, all about words, words, words Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds I′m a gay.. Read »

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We′ve had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven Well, I motherfucking liedNow crank that funky shit to eleven 'Leven, ′leven, 'leven Hey man Sup bro You hear about Bo dude? Yeah that kid sucks The kid.. Read »

I feel like hip hop Used to be a voice for the voiceless And now it′s become, at least in the mainstreamA symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility So I figure If you can't beat ′em Join 'em Hittin' the club.. Read »

I believe there is nothing more manly one can do Than take a shower with 5 other guys It′s true, it's not a joke its early cavemenYou know Cromagnum wandering through the fog You know Scrubbing 5 other sapians, no homo I w.. Read »

He′s a really cool guy He's got a cool shirt He′s got cool shoesDid I mention the shirt? If you ever got the chance to meet him You'd know why I want to be him He walks into a room And everyone respects him (everyone res.. Read »

I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike I used to wake up with a smile And go to bed at night with a dream (ah)But now I′m turning 30 (no!) I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people Who weren't used to.. Read »