I'd like to tell you, like to tell you Tell you everything 'Cause nothing changes, ever changes Nothing seems the same these days Dave's been a mess since Cheryl left Just sits at home and beats back death And Beth still wea.. Read »

Choose from any number of magazines Who do you want to be? Billy idol or kool moe dee? If you're afraid they might discover Your redneck past There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past They'll never send yo.. Read »