You're so clumsy; you couldn't be a cripple in a dance off. You want to see the Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off I'm the real Superman; you Ain't nothing but Clark Kent I go for four quarters. You're halftime, like 5.. Read »

I mean this guy can cause an earthquake His favourite part of the day is his snack break Damn just bake him a cupcake and make him a cookie He sits around all day and daydreams about nookie More cusion for the pushin right? w.. Read »