Neglected by your mama, Abandoned by your dad. Molested by your uncle, Girl, your story's really sad. You had eating disorders. You got skinny, you got fat. Watched your older brother decapitate your cat. You'r.. Read »

When I saw you with him in the bar room I was wishing that I was blind And when I saw you leaving with him That's when I lost my mind I guess you don't care How I'm feeling You don't care anymore I'm still falling, I'm.. Read »

I'm gonna skin you alive, And make a suit out of your hide And then I'll go downtown and I'll make believe I'm you I'm gonna put your favorite dress on, I'm gonna put on your perfume I'm gonna go out and find out What.. Read »

Charlie got a chainsaw and a pickle jar of formaldehyde One way or another tonight she will be going for a ride The roses and the poems he wrote, somehow they didn't win Samantha's heart But tonight she will be Charlie's,.. Read »

I'm a disposable boy I'm just an old worn out toy Like the dolls you used to play with as a baby a long long time ago I'm a disposable heart Lord knows I'm not very smart Because it happens every time and I never .. Read »

Bruce and Ed and I walked into Old Pappy's Foodmart Bruce and Ed were brothers and they were not very smart But I needed some men fast to help me with this one big score Then I'd never have to rob another grocery store Fi.. Read »

You win some and you lose some That's just the way it goes Someday maybe I'll win one Right now I just don't know I've got a special talent You might call it a gift I'm really good at losing I'm always getting stiffed .. Read »

Jesus, please come on down Please come and see me when you're in town I'm waiting, waiting around Please come on down Come on down when you're in town Jesus, please lord stop by I'm all alone, I don't know why Maybe yo.. Read »

He was holding the McCulloch When he knocked upon her door Yesterday she said she didn't love him anymore But it wasn't her who answered It was some guy he didn't know So he fired up that chain and he laid that sucker lo.. Read »

Gonna meet my maker, gonna shake his hand Gonna meet my maker, gonna shade his hand Gonna meet my maker, I'm at the undertaker Gonna meet my maker, in the promised land You see I had a fever, then he called my name Boy I.. Read »