When You've Get Some Weed And Know Where To Smoke
Take A Tumb Tack And An Empty Coke Can!
Put Some Holes In It And Break Up Your Butt
Throw It On The Top And Now You Can Smoke Some Some!

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Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
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Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
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We Don't All Drink Up But We All Wipe Our Butt
Take A Toilet Paper Roll And Some Tin Foil!
Wrap The Foil Around The Toilet Paper Roll
Poke Some Holes In It And You've Got A Good Bowl!

Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do Do Doo...
Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do Do Doo...
Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
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If You Don't Wanna Bowl And You Wanna Bong
Take Some Tin Foil And A One Gallon Milk Jug!
Cut Off The Bottom Put A Big Hole In The Top
Put Some Foil Around It And Fill Up The Bathtub!

Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do Do Doo...
Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do Do Doo...
Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do Do Doo...
Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do Do Doo...
Do Do Do Do Doo Always Smoke A Bowla!
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