Hey Hey, T-Swizzle {T-Swizzle}
And T-Pizzle {T-Pizzle}

[Taylor Swift:]
I'm Like 8 Foot 4
Blond Hair To The Floor
You Shorties Never Thought I Dreamed About Rapping Hardcore
No I Ain't Got A Gun
No I Never Really Been In A Club
Still Live With My Parents But I'm Still A Thug
I'm So Gangster You Can Find Me Baking Cookies At Night
You Out Clubbing But I Just Made Caramel Delight
T-Swift And T-Pain Rapping On The Same Track
It's A Thug Story, Tell Me Can You Handle That?

[T-Pain & Taylor:]
I Had A Dream Last Night

[Taylor Swift:]
I Had High Top Nikes
I Had

[T-Pain & Taylor:]
Diamonds In My Mouth
And Diamonds On My Mic

[Taylor Swift:]
By The Time I Woke I Was Singing

[T-Pain:]
I'm On A Boat, Whoa Oh

[Taylor Swift:]
Cause I'm A Singer Turned Rapper

[T-Pain:]
Shorty I'm A Make Ya

[Taylor Swift:]
Straight To The Top, Yo

[T-Pain:]
Shorty I'm A Take Ya

[Taylor Swift:]
You Can Call Me T-Sweezy
Now I'm A Rap Star

[T-Pain:]
Hey, It's A Thug Story
Now Tell 'em Who You Are
Singer Turned Gangster

[Taylor Swift:]
You Don't Want To Fight Me

[T-Pain:]
Straight To The Top

[Taylor Swift:]
In My Extra Small White Tee

[T-Pain:]
T-Swift And T-Pain All Up On The Same Track
It's A Thug Story Now Can You Get With That?

[Taylor Swift (T-Pain):]
What, What, I Knit Sweaters, Yo!
What, What, Don't Test Me (Beep)
Hey, Hold On, Hold On
I Didn't Even Say Anything I- (What?)
I Said Yo (yup)
You Guys Bleeped Me And I Didn't Even Say Anything
I Didn't Swear (She Didn't Even Swear)
Hello? Ugh!