When In The Course Of Human Events

Ladies Get Offers From High-powered Gents

Such As "Hey Baby, Would You Please Do This?"

As They're Standing There, Dangling Their Units



Well Of Course Walk Away, Then Wait Several Years

And Smile For The Cameras And Blink Back The Tears

You Can Dream Of The Settlement Offer

While Describing The Anguish You've Suffered



Yes It Is Very Unfortunate

That There Are Men Who Behave Like That

But We Have Troubles Too Many To Mention

That Deserve Our Concern And Attention

And Your Glimpse Of The Governor's Johnson

Is Emphatically Not Among Them