Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle All The Day
I Just Can't Wait Till Christmas Time
When I Can Grope You In The Hay
(When I Can Roll You In The Hay)

Easy Come, Easy Go
Have A Good Time With Lots Of Dough
Slippin' Up High, Slippin' Down Low
Love'm And Leave'm On With The Show

Listen, I Like Female Form In Minimum Dress
Money To Spend With A Capital S
Get A Date With The Woman In Red
Wanna Be In Heaven With Three In A Bed
(One Of Me In Heaven...)

He Got It, I Want It
They Got It, I Can't Have It
But I Want It, But It Don't Matter
She Got It, And I Can't Get It
I Want A Mistress For Christmas
I Want A Mistress For Christmas

(Ooh Yeah, Haha Yeah
I Want A Mistress For Christmas
Come On)

Easy Come, Easy Go
Slippin' High, Slippin' Low

(Yeah, Aw Right)

He Got It, I Want It
They Got It, I Can't Have It
I Want It, Don't Matter
She Got It, And I Can't Get It -

Mistress
He Got It, I Want It
For Christmas
They Got It, And I Can't Have It
Mistress
But I Want It, It Don't Matter
For Christmas
She Got It, And I Can't Get A

Mistress For Christmas

You Know What I'm Talkin' About
Mistress For Christmas
You Gotta Send Me Down
You Gotta Send Me Down
Mistress For Christmas
I Want The Woman In Red
(I Want A Woman In The Rear,)
With Bow In My Bed
(with A Bottle Of My Beer)

Mistress For Christmas

I Can Hear You Coming Down My Smoke Stack
I Wanna Ride On Your Raindeer Honey And Ring The Bells