Look At The Bargains Over Here, Ladies

If I Was Your Girlfriend, Would U Remember
2 Tell Me All The Things U Forgot When I Was Your Man?
Hey Hey, When I Was Your Man

If I Was Your Best Friend, Would U Let Me
Take Care Of U And Do All The Things That Only A Best Friend Can?
Oh, Only Best Friends Can

If I Was Your Girlfriend
If I Was Your Girlfriend

If I Was Your Girlfriend, Would U Let Me Dress U
I Mean, Help U Pick Out Your Clothes Before We Go Out?
Not That U're Helpless
But Sometime, Sometime Those Are The Things That Bein' In Love's About

If I Was Your One And Only Friend
Would U Run 2 Me If Somebody Hurt U Even If That Somebody Was Me? Yeah
(Even If That Somebody Was Me?)
Sometimes I Trip On How Happy We Could Be ... Please!

If I Was Your Girlfriend
If I Was Your Girlfriend

Would U Let Me Wash Your Hair?
Could I Make U Breakfast Sometime?
Well Then, Could We Just Hang Out
I Mean, Could We Go 2 A Movie And Cry 2gether?
Cuz 2 Me Baby, That Would Be So Fine (That Would Be So Fine)

(If I Was Your Girlfriend) {repeat In BG}
Baby, Can I Dress U
I Mean, Help U Pick Out Your Clothes Before We Go Out?
Listen Girl, I Ain't Sayin U're Helpless
But Sometime, Sometime Those Are The Things That Bein' In Love's About
(Shoo-do-do) {repeat In BG}
Sugar, Do U Know What I'm Saying 2 U This Evening?
Maybe U Think I'm Being A Little Self-centered
But I, I Said I Wanna Be All Of The Things U Are 2 Me
Surely, Surely U Can See

(If I Was Your Girlfriend) {repeat In BG}
Is It Really Necessary 4 Me 2 Go Out Of The Room
Just Because U Wanna Undress?
We Don't Have 2 Make Children 2 Make Love
And We Don't Have 2 Make Love 2 Have An Orgasm
Your Body's What I'm All About
Can I See It?
I'll Show U
Why Not?
U Can Do It Because I'm Your Friend
I'd Do It 4 U
Of Course I'd Undress In Front Of U
And When I'm Naked, What Shall I Do?
How Can I Make U See That It's Cool?
Can't U Just Trust Me?
If I Was Your Girlfriend, U Could
Oh Yeah, I Think So
Listen, 4 U Naked I Would Dance A Ballet
Would That Get U Off?
Tell Me What Will
If I Was Your Girlfriend, Would U Tell Me?
Would U Let Me See U Naked Then?
Would U Let Me Give U A Bath?
Would U Let Me Tickle U So Hard U'd Laugh And Laugh
And Would U, Would U Let Me Kiss U There
U Know, Down There Where It Counts
I'll Do It So Good, I Swear I'll Drink Every Ounce
And Then I'll Hold U Tight And Hold U Long
And 2gether We'll Stare Into Silence

And We'll Try 2 Imagine What It Looks Like
Yeah, We'll Try 2 Imagine What, What Silence Looks Like
Yeah, We'll.. We'll Try 2 Imagine What Silence Looks Like
Yeah, We'll Try