Ernie: Gee, Bert, It's So Much Fun, I Know You'll Like It Once We've Begun

Bert: Ernie, I've Gotta Wash My Hair, I've Gotta Scrub My Toes

Ernie: We Bert, Will Have A Ball, If I Can Get You To Sing At All

Bert: No, I Refuse To Sing Along I Won't
So Please Don't Ask Me If I Want To 'cause I Don't
Although For You I Would Do Almost Anything
Along Is One Way Which I Do Not Want To Sing

Ernie: Ole Buddy, It'll Make You Happy
When You Start To Sing A Snappy
Little Number That Will Bounce You Right Along

Bert: No!

Ernie: Like "Farmer In The Dell" Or "Old McDonald Had A Farm" Or Maybe "What's The Name Of That Song"

Bert: No

Ernie: So If You Have A Lot Of Choice,
You'll Love It That You've Got A Voice
And Even Though The Notes You Sing Are Wrong

Bert: ERNIE!!

Ernie: You'll Do A Favor For Us
If You Lift Your Voice In Chorus
For A Swinging Sing Along Song

(Duet: Singing These Parts At The Same Time)

Bert: I Refuse To Sing Along I Won't
So Please Don't Ask Me If I Want To 'cause I Don't
Although For You I Would Do Almost Anything
Along Is One Way Which I Do Not Want To Sing

Ernie: Ole Buddy, It'll Make You Happy
When You Start To Sing A Snappy
Little Number That Will Bounce You Right Along
Like "Farmer In The Dell" Or "Old McDonald Had A Farm" Or Maybe "What's The Name Of That Song"
So If You Have A Lot Of Choice,
You'll Love It That You've Got A Voice
And Even Though The Notes You Sing Are Wrong
You'll Do A Favor For Us
If You Lift Your Voice In Chorus
For A Swinging Sing Along Song

Bert: Ernie!!!

Ernie: Please Bert, You'll Like It Too
We'll Sing Together, Just Me And You

Bert: AARGH!!
No, I Refuse To Sing Along That's It!!!!
And In The Bathroom It's Ridiculous, I Quit!! That's That!
That's That!

Ernie: Gee Bert, That Was Terrific!