Lirik Lagu Drive-thru Tenacious D

JB: Kage...

KG: Yeah?

JB: Let's Go To This Drive-thru.

(Motor Sounds)

KG: Oh Good, I'm Starvin'.

Drive-thru Guy: (mumbles)

JB: Yeah, Um...ah

Drive-thru Guy: May I Have Your Order?

JB: Yeah, Hold On A Second, I'm Lookin' At The Menu

Drive-thru Guy: Okay

JB: ...ah L-

Drive-thru Guy: Would You Like Special Curly Fries?

JB: Please, Don't, Don't Offer Me Anything... I'll Tell You What I Want.

Um...ok...you Know How You Have The Six-piece Nuggets?

Drive-thru Guys: Six Piece Mcnuggets.

JB: Just, Uh, Can You Give Me Just Four Nuggets? I'm, I'm Tryin'to...

Drive Thru-guy: They Come In Six Or Twelve Piece...do You Want Service?

JB: Shut Up And Listen To My Order. Take The Six Nuggets, And Throw Two Of Them

Away. I'm Just Wantin' A Four-nugget Thing. I'm Tryin To Watch My Calorie

Intake.

Drive-thru Guy: They Come In Six Or Twelve Pieces Sir...

JB: Put Two Of Them Up Your Ass, And Give Me Four Chicken Mcnuggets. And Then,

Uh, Can I Have A Junior Western Bacon Chee? A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee. I'm

Trying To Watch My Figure.

Drive-thru Guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...

JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...

Drive-thru Guy: Would You Like That With Onions?

JB: No Onions.

Drive-thru Guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total Is $6.57

JB: Okay, And I'm Gonna Go With A Fillet Of Fish Sandwich, Since That Has Less

Calories, 'cuz It's Fish.

Drive-thru Guy: Fillet Of Fish...

JB: Now If You Could Take A Coca-Cola, And Just Go Half Coca-Cola, Half Diet

Coke...'cuz I'm Tryin To Watch My Figure...Tryin To Loose Some Of The Weight.

Drive-thru Guy: You Want Half Coca-Cola, Half...

JB: Um, And A SMALL, A *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm Tryin To Watch My

Figure, Not A Large, A Small.

Drive-thru Guy: It Come's In Medium-small Or Medium-large.

JB: Um...

Drive-thru Guy: Small Chocolate Shake.

JB: Also A Small Seasoned-curlies

Drive-thru Guy: Seasoned-curlies...

JB: Small, Seasoned-curlies.
 

 
  Tenacious D   Writed by Admin  15x     2024-12-23 12:36:12

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