Bert: [Ernie! Ernie! I've Discovered Something FANTASTIC! Listen ... (CLINK)

Ernie: That's Fantastic, Bert!

Bert: Yeah, Yeah! That's ME Hitting This Tin Can With A Spoon. And Listen, This Is .. This Is Me Hitting This Pan With A Spoon ... (CLANK) *pleasant Sigh*

Ernie: Well, That's Very Interesting, Bert ..

Bert: Yeah. Now, I Shake The Tin Can .. (RATTLE) .. You See, It's Got MARBLES Inside!

Ernie: Uh-huh, Yeah, That's Nice ..

Bert: Yeah, Yeah, And Then I Blow This WHISTLE! (TWEET) Oh, Ernie! It's So Wild! So Wonderful!

Ernie: Gee, That Doesn't Seem So Wonderful To Me, Bert.

Bert: Well, Maybe Not But Listen To What Happens When I Put Them All Together, Ernie ..

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

Bert: *pleasant Sigh*

Ernie: Say, That Sounds Pretty Nice, Bert!

Bert: NICE? Ernie, It's Breathtaking! Hey -- Now Everyone At Home, Go Get A Can, Or A Pan, Or A Whistle, Or -- Or Whatever You Can Find, And You Can Join In Too.

Ernie: Join In? Join In On What, Bert?

Bert: Well, You'll See Ernie, And I'll Tell You What Happened Too. See --]

Bert: See, I Was Sitting Around
Feeling So Blue,
Trying To Think What To
Think To Do
Then--(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)--
I Suddenly Heard Something New.

I Was Sitting Around
Trying To Sleep
Practicing Counting By
Counting Sheep
When--(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)--
I Knew I Had Found Something New.

It Was Just The Water Pipe When The Faucet Got Turned On,
But It Lightened Up My Life Like A Nightingale's Sweet Song!

And Now I'm Happy With My Can And My Pan
My Whistle Or Two
'Cause Now I Know
What I Just Gotta Do;
I Go (CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)
And The Sky Is All Sunny And Blue,
And (CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)
I Bet It'll Do It For You!

Ernie: [Gee, That's Nice, Bert! Hey--can I Join In?

Bert: Ernie, Everybody Can Join In! Kids At Home Too. Ready? Here It Comes...

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, HONK!)

Bert: AAAAhhh! Ernie, You Ruined It!

Ernie: Well, I Couldn't Find A Whistle, Bert!

Bert: Well, This Time You Rattle And I'll Tweet.

Ernie: Okay, Bert! (HONK!)

Bert: ERNIE!

Ernie: I Just Had To Put It Down, Bert.

Bert: Well, Control Yourself, Huh?

Ernie: Here We Go ..

(CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)

Ernie: There, I Did It!]

Bert: *pleasant Sigh*

It Was Just The Water Pipe When The Faucet Got Turned On,
But It Lightened Up My Life Like A Nightingale's Sweet Song

And Now I'm Happy With My Can And My Pan
(HONK!) My Whistle Or Two (Ernie!) (Sorry ..)
Now I Know What I Just Got To Do;
I Go (CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE TWEET)
And The Sky Is All Sunny And Blue,
And (CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)
I Bet It'll Do It For You!
Once More! -- (CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)
And Again! -- (CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)
One Last Time! -- (CLINK, CLANK, RATTLE, TWEET)
I Bet It'll Do It For You! (TWEET!)

Bert: [It Did It For Me, I'll Tell Ya.]

Ernie: (HONK!)