You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch


You Really Are A Heel,


You're As Cuddly As A Cactus, You're As Charming As An Eel, Mr. Grinch,


You're A Bad Banana With A Greasy Black Peel!





You're A Monster, Mr. Grinch,


Your Heart's An Empty Hole,


Your Brain Is Full Of Spiders, You Have Garlic In Your Soul, Mr. Grinch,


I Wouldn't Touch You With A Thirty-nine-and-a-half Foot Pole!





You're A Foul One, Mr. Grinch,


You Have Termites In Your Smile,


You Have All The Tender Sweetness Of A Seasick Crocodile, Mr. Grinch,


Given A Choice Between The Two Of You I'd Take The Seasick Crocodile!





You're A Rotter, Mr. Grinch,


You're The King Of Sinful Sots,


Your Heart's A Dead Tomato Splotched With Moldy Purple Spots, Mr. Grinch,


You're A Three Decker Sauerkraut And Toadstool Sandwich With Arsenic Sauce!





You Nauseate Me, Mr. Grinch,


With A Nauseous Super "naus"!,


You're A Crooked Dirty Jockey And You Drive A Crooked Hoss, Mr. Grinch,


Your Soul Is An Appalling Dump Heap Overflowing With The Most Disgraceful


Assortment Of Rubbish Imaginable Mangled Up In Tangled Up Knots!





You're A Foul One, Mr. Grinch,


You're A Nasty Wasty Skunk,


Your Heart Is Full Of Unwashed Socks, Your Soul Is Full Of Gunk, Mr. Grinch,


The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And I Quote,


"Stink, Stank, Stunk"!