Bu-dup-bup-um-bwhy-yaye-yaye..... woah... woah... No... There was a perfume on the breeze, the moon, the trees... In a great northern open... When our love was goin' on, and on We made a home for two worlds, two s.. Read »

My sister Sue and me were doing stunts with electric trains She said she'd do my dishes, so I handed her the reins handed her the reins And she engineered a collision steered by a hand-eye protege Before my train set s.. Read »

He can't stand a loss He's always cross His name is Ross... my [boss] I love my boss I love my boss He isn't full of fluff and gloss He gives me work and many chores to do My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss And.. Read »

I'll hold you if you feel you'll fall I'll hold your hand if you just need a friend I'll hold the line so you can call I'll hold the feelings you don't want to end You know that it's true When I hold you There'.. Read »

Well, the preacher turned to me and he smiled. He said, "Come and walk with me, come and walk one more mile." Now, for once in your life, you're alone, and you ain't got a dime. There's no time for the phone. I tol.. Read »

The mist of the morning in this strange town, lifted slowly with the sun, refracted the rays in a thousand ways, a new day just begun. And it crowded against my window sill, still sweet with the morning dew. If only.. Read »

The streamers were red and gold. And all of the stores stayed closed. And everybody couldn't wait For the fireworks display. The city had a hot dog stand and lovers walked hand in hand. And me standing there alone Ex.. Read »

You're the last of a breed and it's begining to stink So you take to the clouds with your bible and drink The proclaimation was made, the proclaimation was felt There's a new notch on your belt Very carefully you've prote.. Read »

Well he was just some Johnny Saucep'n when he walked into that kitchen And the chef picked up the order and put down his Solzhenitysen He said "make yourself at home, boy, I just prewarmed all the griddles Ya got 20 minute.. Read »

(Dave as The King) (Mike & Jian) Once I was the King of Spain now I eat humble pie Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa now I eat humble pie I'm telling you I was the King of Spain .. Read »