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I could be here I could be in a salad I could be out of town I could be in paradise I could be anywhere I could be anywhere I could be near the refrigerator I could be on the roof I could be in Mesopotamia I coul.. Read »

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when it think it's gonna get me in trouble, or .. Read »

Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested. "There is no rope!" he would scream at the laughing walls. "There is only the end. No hope, No rope. Ending is better than mending. Doors of perception, winodws of opp.. Read »

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Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch something My fingers get burned Icy hot-scary world Somebody is Howling Nobody is hearing Somebody is hungry Nobody is hoping Wicked and Windy World .. Read »

Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship, They made love four or five times a night. Theywere really turned o.. Read »

In this happy sing-song hell hole In this torture house of glee In this perfect playpen prison There's so much to do and see On this euthanasia morning Colorful carnival of pain Let us drink delicious poison If they .. Read »

It's so beautiful here The swallows are swinging and swaying Sweetly tweeting in the fruit trees Sparrows hip hop into my hands And somehow I hold them And gently pet their wings Why is this happening here, now? I was .. Read »

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company, And they as.. Read »