Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid. But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid. Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm, These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm... Read »

I'm left behind, with you on my mind Killing my time, and missing your 'Good Love' in a haze Just counting the days I can still hear you say, 'That you wont go away' When I arise, I dream of your eyes And when I sleep, I drea.. Read »

if it wisnae fur yer wellies wherewud you be? you'd be in the hospital or in firmary cause you wid hive a dose o the flu or even plurasie if it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies! Wellies they are wunderful wellies they are.. Read »

[Chorus] Last train tae Glasgow Central, Last train tae Glasgow Central, Ye better catch this wan, And ye better have a ticket 'cos here's the man, Beadie Beadie Bare Bum, Tweedly-Dee, Tae Glasgow Central. We had a g.. Read »