ever think to yourself about an option? a different way to be? lets round up the no good doodz and put 'em on an island, in the middle of the sea. i thought of a plan two years ago. it seemed to solve any single pro.. Read »

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak... you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are you're in love with every woman from tyler you went swimming .. Read »

when you think of a metal head tell me what comes to mind well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet a guy who is evolutionary one step behind well when rob halford came out of the closet it may have not been a big thing well tod.. Read »

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary. then my girl she decided to smooch mary. no one to smooch i would not be caught dead. then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg. he kissed me. the countdown came... Read »

i know. i could have been dead. my nose swelled up to the size of my head. the fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered. i did not see it, so i put my gear in forward. and the lights that came, were like a .. Read »

Me and Jenn and Bryan bought a pretty little home It was cheap-ish and we split it, and we're fixing it up some Mr. Sokel does everything, rewires, fixes cracks I can can only break walls, move stuff, and get snacks [Ch.. Read »

this guy jeb is from outer space. he showed me a smelly peacock and he peeled off his face. so i confronted him, before he could hide. he looked nervous and asked "atom, wanna go on a space ride?" the spaceship was ug.. Read »

i know i'm ready! i'm predictable likea western spaghetti. i'm sure...i bet. i'd like to go 'cause i'm late but i haven't even started yet. my life: i wake up at dawn. i got my shiny black pants, and my anti-nike sn.. Read »

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold, there's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear, they resemble ink and dagger, if ink.. Read »

Josh Mills, You're a goddamn genius and a motherfucking idiot But I can never stay mad because I'm forever in your stupid debt The top six inventions in the twenty-hundred time I was sad, but now i'm fine fine fine We're .. Read »