I've got a Jackson Pollack tattoo on my ass. Video priests screaming out high mass. Sick little schoolgirls rollinor 'round on my floor. I've got Jehova Witnesses knocking at my door. I've got rednecks sucking life from a.. Read »

Tied my baby down to the bedpost. She begs me to do it I just can't tell her no. Whipped my baby into a frenzy. When she screams I know that she loves me. She asks me to hit her, she always punches back. Can't tell tru.. Read »

Repulsive furniture in a small home out in Queens. Spotted-tick-fever parents and their bat-weilding teens. Another murder, splattered across the news. Can't wait till the flames engulf this city. Walk in the slaughterh.. Read »

Hot steam rising from the door, by the tar road. Crawdads kicking in the dirt. Serious cleavage in pink motels. (The) preacher's emptying his bucket. (Chorus) Forks in the road Pock marks in starch-white shirts.(2x) .. Read »

Doctor Please Rolling up my sleeve 'Cuz I got to got to make it fit. Push it through my frontal lobe A frozen smile Is what I need. Diet Cola Syringe Diet Cola Syringe Those Kellogg Kids, Those hairy pets. That hom.. Read »

I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane. She was so rude. Get your hands off of my food. Get your hands off of my Tang. Get your hands off of my astronaut Tang. Oh, bastard! You'll die for Consumer Decency. I.. Read »

The naked body of Liberace for a great big big big head. The shoes of Imelda Marcos for a great big big big head. Buffalo Penis from outer space for a great big big big head. The subtle tounge of Nipsy Russell for a gr.. Read »

If Linda Blair was my Lolita Her head could spin. She would levitate, vomit green beat a priest what a teen. Dick Clark would grin. And foul things'd surt without discretion From her tiny mouth She'd say "spank me spa.. Read »

There's lots of things in a human head that I hope I never have to touch. She likes the taste of burning flesh. Cannibals eat their love I'm a sucker for romantic stuff. She peeled the skin right off her face, and lef.. Read »

You know boys and girls, Love is a Fickle Thing. (Accompanied by various maniacal noises) Darling, I've got a surprise for you!! Gumdrop, I appreciate your honesty!! Cupcake, Open the Do-o-o-or!! (Manaical noises co.. Read »